I confess! I am “lack toast and tolerant”. The doctor who diagnosed me told me that some people think eggs contain lactose … because they have some white. The fact that eggs contain no form of mammal milk doesn’t appear to matter.

As if that wasn’t enough, he also told me that some people think beef contains lactose … because it comes from cows.

I wanted to cry then, but this just makes me want to weep for humanity.

My inner spelling-and-grammar-police persona wants to slap someone. Stand clear!

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